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Everyone gets a ton of Nigerian 419 scams in their inbox, but I've got a new favorite. Apparently I've got a nefarious uncle who's trying to claim my new fortune for himself by maintaining that I recently died in a car accident. The dastard! Fortunately, my friends at the IMF are uneasy with his story — and, of course, deeply concerned that the sum in question gets to the person who truly deserves it. So they're trying to get in touch with me:

We want to hear from you before we can make the transfer to confirm if you are dead or not.
RE: OUTSTANDING PAYMENT.
 
Good day, Your Long overdue Payment. I saw your name (in the Central Computer among the list of unpaid contractors,inheritance next of kin and lotto beneficiaries that was originated from Africa, Europe,
Asia Plus Middle east, Americans ) among the list of individuals and companies that your unpaid fund has been located to the Standard Chartered Bank, HSBC,Barclays Bank, Natwest  Bank Uk,and Bank o f America.
 
Your name appeared among the beneficiaries who will receive a part-payment of $10 million and has been approved already for months. You are requested to get back to me for more direction and instruction on how to receive your fund. However, we received an email from one Mr. Robert Water who told us that he is your next of kin and that you died in a car accident last
week.
 
Dr Robert Water account co-ordinate as follows:
Bank of Lebanon
A/c no:890458984589
Routing No:bl 275-79665
Aba no:BL-ANAJFG-FL
Ben:Dr Robert Water
 
He has also submitted his account for us to transfer the fund to him. We want to hear from you before we can make the transfer to confirm if you are dead or not. Once again,
I apologize to you on behalf Of IMF (International Monetary Fund)
 
http://www.imf.org/external/np/omd/bios/rrf.htm" htm failure to pay your funds in time, which according to records in the system had been long overdue. pls Reply through system operator Mr.Robert Matins Email: rob_martins1@latinmail.com
 
Yours Sincerely,
Mike  Peters
On Behalf Of
Mr Rodrigo de Rato Figaredo
Managing Director, IMF

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Here is what I got:

RE: OUTSTANDING PAYMENT.

Good day, Your Long overdue Payment. I saw your name (in the Central Computer among the list of unpaid contractors,inheritance next of kin and lotto beneficiaries that was originated from Africa, Europe,
Asia Plus Middle east, Americans ) among the list of individuals and companies that your unpaid fund has been located to the Standard Chartered Bank, HSBC,Barclays Bank, Natwest Bank Uk,and Bank o f America.

Your name appeared among the beneficiaries who will receive a part-payment of $10 million and has been approved already for months. You are requested to get back to me for more direction and instruction on how to receive your fund. However, we received an email from one Mr. Robert Water who told us that he is your next of kin and that you died in a car accident last
week.

Dr Robert Water account co-ordinate as follows:
Bank of Lebanon
A/c no:890458984589
Routing No:bl 275-79665
Aba no:BL-ANAJFG-FL
Ben:Dr Robert Water

He has also submitted his account for us to transfer the fund to him. We want to hear from you before we can make the transfer to confirm if you are dead or not. Once again,
I apologize to you on behalf Of IMF (International Monetary Fund)

http://www.imf.org/external/np/omd/bios/rrf.htm" htm failure to pay your funds in time, which according to records in the system had been long overdue. pls Reply through system operator Mr.Robert Matins Email: rob_martins1@latinmail.com

Yours Sincerely,
Mike Peters
On Behalf Of
Mr Rodrigo de Rato Figaredo
Managing Director, IMF

 

They must be running out of money and started using a new worker. Amazingly enough Michael Kuhn is a real person that does work with IMF.

RE: OUTSTANDING PAYMENT/EMAIL: imfboard200@yahoo.com

Good day, Your Long overdue Payment. I saw your name (in the Central Computer among the list of unpaid contractors,inheritance next of kin and lotto beneficiaries that was originated from Africa, Europe, Asia Plus Middle east, Americans ) among the list of individuals and companies that your unpaid fund has been located to the Sunhill Bank, HSBC,Barclays Bank, Natwest Bank,and Bank of America.

Your name appeared among the beneficiaries who will receive a part-payment of $5.7million and has been approved already for months. You are requested to get back to me for more direction and instruction on how to receive your fund. However, we received an email from one Mr. Robert Water who told us that he is your next of kin and that you died in a car accident last week.

Dr Robert Water account co-ordinate as follows:
Bank of Lebanon
A/c no:890458984589
Routing No:bl 275-79665
Aba no:BL-ANAJFG-FL
Ben: Dr Robert Water

He has also submitted his account for us to transfer the fund to him. We want to hear from you before we can make the transfer to confirm if you are dead or not. Once again, I apologize to you on behalf Of IMF (International Monetary Fund)

http://www.imf.org/external/np/omd/bios/rrf.htm failure to pay your funds in time, which according to records in the system had been long overdue. Please Reply through Finance Department Director Mr. Michael Kuhn Email: imfboard200@yahoo.com

Yours Sincerely,
Mr. Michael Kuhn
On Behalf Of
Mr Rodrigo de Rato Figaredo
Managing Director, IMF
E-mail: imfboard200@yahoo.com

 

Good day,
I found your e-mail in the Central Computer among the list of unpaid
(Contractors, Inheritance next of kin and lotto beneficiaries that was
originated from America, Europe, Asia plus Middle east and Africa)
among the
list of individuals and companies that your unpaid fund has been
located to the ICBC Bank Of China.
Your e-mail appears among the beneficiaries who will receive
payment of $965.000.00 dollars,which has been insured and approved already
for
months.
Under the INDUSTRIAL AND COMMERCIAL BANK OF CHINA,(ICBC).
Therefore you are required to get intouch with the payee bank for your claim.

Below is the contact of the Telegraphic Transfer Manager of the payee bank.
Get in touch with him immideately,with the following informations,
Your, Full Names,Age,Nationality,Contact address,Phone,and Fax
number,including
a Scan Copy of your, International Passport or valid Identification for the
claim of your funds.

MR FELIX DONG
Telegraphic Transfer Section
Industrial and Commercial Bank of China
Guangdong Provincial Branch
Guangzhou,China.
www.icbc.com.cn
lcbc_bank@126.com
Tel:+86-13711041534
+86-02085791335

For further informations do not hesitate to contact me,by phone call of by e-
mail.
Once again, I apologize to you on behalf Of IMF (International Monetary
Fund)
http://www.imf.org/external/np/omd/bios/rrf.htm .Your
funds which according to records in the system had been long
overdue with the Bank.

Yours Sincerely,
Fred Rogers.
systems operator(IMF)
On behalf of Mr Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Managing Director, IMF
+44-70-2406-4520
Email:fred-rogers@live.com

 

DEAR SIR,

IT IS REALLY HELL OF A TIME.I RECEIVED AN EMAIL JUST AS ABOVE.I DON'T KNOW WHY DO THEY WANT TO SPOIL THE NAMEOF INDUSTRIAL AND COMMERCIAL BANK OF CHINA.PLEASE TAKE SO ACTION ON THESE
SCAMMERS.

 

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